Living With Dad: Stuff dad said/did

I can't make this stuff up...

Before leaving to meet friends one night: "Make sure you don't pick up any hitch hikers. That's really dangerous.

"After watching the news: "They uncovered businesses sending money to accounts in Carribean banks...did you know politicians do that too?"

"Do you want a piece of cheese before bed?". (huh?)

"Did you know there are people that can find out where you are by following your phone?" Me: "It's called gps, dad. It's the same thing I use in the car." Dad:"Really?

"While watching WWE wrestling: "Why would they gang up on the guy like that? They sent him to the hospital. Wait, what do you mean he's filming a movie?"

Bought a package of hot dogs, cooked ALL of them at once and put them in a clear jar in the refrigerator for later consumption.

I left my cell phone in my house when i was leaving for work and drove back home to get it. I walked in to my father on his cell phone calling my cell phone (which he is holding in his other hand).
Dad: "I was calling you...you left your cell phone..."
Me:"Ok...dad,how am I getting the call? You have my phone?"
Dad: "...huh?"